Does your kid have a name?
Or, when they're a bit younger, their scanners are calibrated to detect what objects can they put into their mouths that would be most objectionable. To wit: http://flic.kr/p/aDwPT3
This is really good stuff, Baboon.
I know this feeling. Yesterday I turned my back for a second to tend to one child who was playing with a broken CD and when I turn back around other child has pulled off a piece of molding from the wall and is now swinging around a board with a nail sticking out. I was honestly more impressed than anything else.
kids! are crazy and funny at the same time! :)
All the best stories start with, "I looked away from my kid for five seconds and..."
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